Umm... Hello?

I've never made a blog before. I never realised quite how simple it was, and I never felt the need to complain as frequently as I now do.

Effectivc? Not really. Posting my constant grudges with existence on an obscure page in the mighty wilderness of the great wide interweb is likely to achieve nothing but timewastage, but I have time. 

So let the wastage begin...